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naughty nymphomaniac o///////////o
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[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[X] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[X] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[ x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 6
[X] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[ x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 25 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ x] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 12
[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[X] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[x] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[x] - You have a job.
[X] - You live with your parents.
[X] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[X] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 20
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[X] - You have eaten something odd before.
[] - You are bad at math.
[X] - You love electronics.
[X] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[X] - You cuss a lot.
[X] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[X] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 27
[ x] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual (*cough cough* >/////<)
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[X] - You have used tarot before.
[X] - You believe in ghosts.
[ x] - You think * is awesome.
[ ] - You like ~ horoscopes better than *
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[x] - You have gotten one of the daily riddles right.
[X] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.
TOTAL SO FAR = 34
[X] - You like fire.
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.=
[X] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[x] - You are a conspiracy theorist. (government gonna fuck u up o.o)
[x] - You sleep in the nude. (o/////o puerto rico is hot)
[ ] - You will tag people to do this.
TOTAL SO FAR = 40
[X] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[X] - You own a stuffed animal.
[] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[X] - You fidget a lot.
[X] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[X] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 46
[X] - You can cook well.
[ x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[X] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[X] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[X] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[X] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[X] - You have run away from something.
[ x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".
TOTAL SO FAR = 55
[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[X] - You have done an odd experiment.
[X] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[X] - Your grandmothers are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[X] - Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[X] - You love to eat candy.
TOTAL SO FAR = 62
[X] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[X] - You love cats.
[X] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict.
[ x] - You live near a body of water.
[X] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[ x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".
GRAND TOTAL = 71
Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm ___________. (Put your answer in the blank.)
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = A Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = A Stalker.
32 = A Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[X] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[X] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[ x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 6
[X] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[ x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 25 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ x] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 12
[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[X] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[x] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[x] - You have a job.
[X] - You live with your parents.
[X] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[X] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 20
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[X] - You have eaten something odd before.
[] - You are bad at math.
[X] - You love electronics.
[X] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[X] - You cuss a lot.
[X] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[X] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 27
[ x] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual (*cough cough* >/////<)
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[X] - You have used tarot before.
[X] - You believe in ghosts.
[ x] - You think * is awesome.
[ ] - You like ~ horoscopes better than *
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[x] - You have gotten one of the daily riddles right.
[X] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.
TOTAL SO FAR = 34
[X] - You like fire.
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.=
[X] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[x] - You are a conspiracy theorist. (government gonna fuck u up o.o)
[x] - You sleep in the nude. (o/////o puerto rico is hot)
[ ] - You will tag people to do this.
TOTAL SO FAR = 40
[X] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[X] - You own a stuffed animal.
[] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[X] - You fidget a lot.
[X] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[X] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 46
[X] - You can cook well.
[ x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[X] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[X] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[X] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[X] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[X] - You have run away from something.
[ x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".
TOTAL SO FAR = 55
[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[X] - You have done an odd experiment.
[X] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[X] - Your grandmothers are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[X] - Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[X] - You love to eat candy.
TOTAL SO FAR = 62
[X] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[X] - You love cats.
[X] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict.
[ x] - You live near a body of water.
[X] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[ x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".
GRAND TOTAL = 71
Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm ___________. (Put your answer in the blank.)
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = A Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = A Stalker.
32 = A Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
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interesting.
1 min read
iv thought about it and i think ill make some journals that incorporate my opinions on the world. things that i would other wise keep to myself for fear of causing others to hate or other wise dislike me. remember this is my opinion and i honestly dont care about urs ^^ but u are entitled to ur opinion as i am to mine, so dont let the previous statement stop u from writing wat u think because i would honestly like to know if u think differently.
First opinion will be, Religion. which i will post shortly, after i am done with it
First opinion will be, Religion. which i will post shortly, after i am done with it
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NEED
1 min read
Damn it, i need a girlfriend.. Im tired of going to school with no one to look forward to seeing. Im tired of being lonely while the people around me have their arms wrapped around each other. Im not a bad guy :/ so why cant i find some one for me... Gaah >< depressions kicking in. Happy pills, here i come 
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FFFFFFFFFUCKING HELL!!
1 min read
i start school tomorrow and im non too happy about it... plus ill be doing the 11th grade again (i have my reasons for failing ><) this year all i want to do is pass... i cant believe i failed. i mean iv had A's and B's all my life and now this shit hole fucked me up D: such is life
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Devious Journal Entry
1 min read
Going to go get a hair cut 
though i love my crazy hair, mom wont let me start school with it
though i love my crazy hair, mom wont let me start school with it
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