[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[X] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[X] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[ x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 6
[X] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[ x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 25 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ x] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 12
[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[X] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[x] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[x] - You have a job.
[X] - You live with your parents.
[X] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[X] - You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 20
[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[X] - You have eaten something odd before.
 - You are bad at math.
[X] - You love electronics.
[X] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[X] - You cuss a lot.
[X] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[X] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 27
[ x] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual (*cough cough* >/////<)
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[X] - You have used tarot before.
[X] - You believe in ghosts.
[ x] - You think * is awesome.
[ ] - You like ~ horoscopes better than *
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[x] - You have gotten one of the daily riddles right.
[X] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.
TOTAL SO FAR = 34
[X] - You like fire.
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.=
[X] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[x] - You are a conspiracy theorist. (government gonna fuck u up o.o)
[x] - You sleep in the nude. (o/////o puerto rico is hot)
[ ] - You will tag people to do this.
TOTAL SO FAR = 40
[X] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[X] - You own a stuffed animal.
 - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[X] - You fidget a lot.
[X] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
 - You won't re-post this quiz.
[X] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR = 46
[X] - You can cook well.
[ x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[X] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[X] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[X] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[X] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[X] - You have run away from something.
[ x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".
TOTAL SO FAR = 55
[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[X] - You have done an odd experiment.
[X] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[X] - Your grandmothers are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[X] - Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[X] - You love to eat candy.
TOTAL SO FAR = 62
[X] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[X] - You love cats.
[X] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict.
[ x] - You live near a body of water.
[X] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[ x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".
GRAND TOTAL = 71
Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm ___________. (Put your answer in the blank.)
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = A Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = A Stalker.
32 = A Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.